KFC’s Double down.

Was a good idea…in theory. after eating it…not so much. Call me weak…call me a lady but oh lord it was a bad idea. It was greasy, felt like it weighed like 2lbs and made feel sleepy and i think i have a pain in my schest now. It made me feel like i had spent the morning competitive eating. i should have ate only half BUT i being foolish did not think. I wont say avoid it the first few bites it was pretty decent with the BBQ sauce but after a while it was just too much. now if you will excuse me im gonna go slip quietly into a coma.

From the local KFC

From the local KFC

 

Im sorry heart…but you are gonna have to take a L on this one.

Come april 12 KFC is releasing the double down, now granted ive treated my heart pretty good the last year but its gonna have to take a few L’s on this one. I have a few weaknesses…Booze, whoures, more booze, and more whoures, but what i have 3 others chicken, bacon, and cheese. Thanks to KFC they cut out the middle man which is bread and just gave us what we all want. i hate kfc really but this might not only clog my arteries but change this cold heart about KFC.

via: Consumeriest.com

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