Reel Talk: Avatar Special Edition

03 Aug

So Avatar gets re-released soon as a special edition type of extravaganza for fans of the original rip off for the general easily fooled public and director James Cameron has promised an extra 8 minutes of brand new footage. Holy fuck, 8 extra minutes? I’m booking my tickets in advance as we speak! Errrrnt. Doesn’t change the fact that you just remade Pocahontas using The Na’vi instead of Indians and changing gold into unobtanium but whatever, aside of the visuals your film sucked guy. Personally I’d save the money you’d spend on the filmand at least get a burrito and a hand job. That 8 minutes > Avatars new 8 minutes. Go fuck yourself Pandora


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