“Your the one dating a crazy chick, that’s like humping a bear trap.”
Sadly that is true. At some point in the relationship that bat shit crazy chick is gonna snap like said bear trap on you. It could be a simple right hook in a parking lot during a stupid argument or a heavy object being hurled at you when your not looking, hitting you in the chest, and putting a crack in your sternum so now every time you stretch something pops and hurts like hell…
HHLE, dating crazy chicks and teaching from our mistakes so you don’t have to since 1997.
Seriously I should write a column for maxim.