Megan fox has a secret audition tape

08 Jul

and i kid you not i will not rest until that tape is playing on my xbox in full 1080p resolution on a loop through the whole day. Micheal bay being the douche bag he is, made her wash his car while he filmed it. i guess the old “make them sleep with you” isnt insulting enough so he just made her wash his car. Well rumor has it that Mr. Bay is over compensating himself with all the explosions in his movies…what might also explain she just washed his car. im sure the video wouldn’t be as insulting to her if the first thing you hear in the vids is “hehehe its so small”.


“But the star’s start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, “He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her.”
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, “She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.'”

abashed…lol “i didnt sleep with her because my wang is small FML” im just saying if you got Megan Fox before shes super famous and all you do is have her wash you car? i would have plowed her through a wall, filmed said plowing (and future plowings) then wifed her then put her in transformers.

via:SF Chronicle

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Posted by on July 8, 2009 in eye candy, IT"S A TRAP!!!, LOL, whoure


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