This show is pretty much the blueprint for how i want to live. giant house, a string of endless whoures, a fancy German car in the driveway, drunk everyday, and massive amounts of money. The sad part is…My sister will probably be mooching off me and my niece (which she’s the skinny female version of jake) will be there to annoy me from time to time and eat all my food. well anyways here’s Alan trying explain what a “Booty call” is to jake. btw…kandi so ridiculously hot and sadly i cannot find pics of her to post on here.
Random two and a half men clip