Chevy Camaro Sees light of Day………..finally

So it seems like an eternity since talks about the return of the Camaro were initiated. If you are like me and knew the reason why they discontinued it in the first place, then you have been anticipating this moment since the last Camaro rolled out of the factory in 2002. But finally word is that GM has sent dealers the prep sheets for deliver of the Camaro’s. Soon we will be able to see them hit the road. If we are lucky enough we will also get Z/28, which is basically done but GM is thinking twice about releasing. Basically GM’s product planning is asking, not if they should build it but ” is this a vehicle we should be seen to be building?” Chalk it up to Hippies ruining the day once again.

The car features a new hood with a large, forward-facing scoop. Underneath is the 6.2-liter supercharged LSA V-8 that also powers the Cadillac CTS-V, which has been confirmed to deliver 556 horsepower at 6100 rpm and 551 pound-feet of torque at 3800 rpm.
With this engine this Z/28 could be the fastest Chevy ponycar since the legendary ZL-1-powered COPO 9560 Camaros built 40 years ago.

Source: motortrend.com, thethruthaboutcars.com

 

In keeping with Today’s Theme

Apparently Microsoft doesn’t approve of some sole hot girl on girl action, however how will they feel about some bi-action? Either way I like my girls like I like my cars…….bi. So enjoy the awesomeness that is the BMW Alpina B7 Bi-Turbo.

“The B7 Bi-Turbo is essentially the M7 BMW forgot to build, packing a twin-turbocharged, 4.4-liter V8 putting out 507 hp and 516 lb-ft of torque. Alpina claims the B7 can run to 60 in 4.7 seconds and on to an electronically-limited 173 mph. This car will debut at the Geneva Motor Show next week, but expect a host of upgrades to join the engine mods, including uprated brakes, suspension components and a reworked interior to compliment the B7′s new body kit.”

Source: Autoblog.com

 

Like hot girl on girl action?

Well microsoft doesnt

Apparently a girl put on her xbox live profile that she was a lesbian. Which in turn made 16 year olds online get weird and confusing feelings and prompted them to complain and bully her.

“My account was suspended because I had said in my profile that I was a lesbian. I was harassed by several players, ‘chased’ to different maps/games to get away from their harassment. They followed me into the games and told all the other players to turn me in because they didn’t want to see that crap or their kids to see that crap.”

now here’s Xbox live’s policy

“In regards to sexual orientation, for gamertags or profiles we do not allow expression of any type of orientation, be that hetero or other. Players can, however, self identify in voice communication where context is more easily explained to all players involved.”

I wonder how long it will be before the gays start picketing gamestops saying there chants about being there and being queer while doing boadway dance numbers and high kicks. Personally i feel we need more lipstick lesbians playing video games. I did play against a gay guy online in halo 3 once. it was funny he was like this the gayest blue color ive ever seen and i kept calling him Liberace the whole time. Surprisingly he didn’t scream hate crime. score one for the heteros!

heres a joke to lighten the mood.

what do you get when you mix Elton John with a tiger?

I dont know but you better watch your ass!

haha priceless, this is why they pay me…wait i dont get paid, crap.

 

Paintball Turret System.

Have you ever watched Beast Wars? The Maximals always had a bitching security system called Sentinel, this makes it one step closer to me having one just like it. After the jump ill include a beast wars episode!

Here’s the Project Overveiw

“This project has been in the works for over two years, making it the longest project we have done to date. When I originally started this project it was more or less a typical brain dump style invent geek project. Through the last two years of research this paintball turret has evolved through many different versions to arrive at the refined version it is today. This paintball turret system has the ability to be configured as a wired or wireless platform and we have even built it in a way to be portable for rapid backpack style deployments controlled with heads up displays up to a half mile away with a firing rate of up to 34 balls per second.

This project will include full plans and material lists for project building and we will continually add information to this project in the form of how to videos and even a limited number of kits. Look for us soon at paintballturret.com for a dedicated site.

Project Rating
total project cost: $500 – $1100
project difficulty: Easy
total construction time:30 hour
coolness factor: It Shoots things

They Even show you how to make it. Don’t shoot your eye out, or step on my lawn and you will catch a ass full of paintballs.

Via:
[inventgeek]

Hit the Jump if you dont know what beast wars is or what im talking about. this episodes plot is built around the maximals security system sentinel.

 

Will Farrell and Mark Wahlberg to make “The B-Team” movie

if you know me you know i think Will Farrell is a comedy god. now hes making a movie that should be like the a-team sort of. Can we hope John C. Riley to be in it?

“Sony Pictures Entertainment has acquired “The B Team,” a spec pitch package for an Adam McKay-directed action comedy that will team Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg as cops, with Chris Henchy and McKay writing the script.

Pic will be a co-production between Gary Sanchez Productions and Mosaic. Sony has not set a release date on the film, but it is expected to go into production as quickly as the filmmakers can get it ready.

The comedy was pitched around town on Tuesday by Endeavor and CAA, and Sony co-president Matt Tolmach moved quickly. Tolmach was comfortable committing to a film without a finished script, because Columbia worked in exactly the same fashion on “Talladega Nights” and “Step Brothers,” both of which were set up with a pitch and the collaborative track record of McKay and Ferrell.”

Personally i feel this would be better without Mark Wahlberg and have John C. Riley instead but you take what you can get.

 

Megan Fox, Jessica Alba jr.

If by some chance I ever get to sleep with jessica alba and she turns out to be a crazy psycho stalker who one night carves her name in my arm in my sleep , Megan Fox is my back up. Who am i kidding if Jessica Alba was crazy…she would be even hotter. Well not Margo Kidder hiding behind a bush defecating then proceeds to steal peoples scabs crazy, there is a limit. anyways heres pics of Megan Fox.

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Rock Band DLC week of 03/03 updated

6 words

STEVIE FUCKING RAY VAUGHAN TEXAS MOTHERFUCKING FLOOD!

ok 7 words but im half awake. heads up, being up for more then 12 hours = a 0.05 BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL

Album includes the following, and is priced at $1.99/single or $15.99/album.

Love Struck Baby
Pride and Joy
Texas Flood
Tell Me
Testify
Rude Mood
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Dirty Pool
I’m Cryin’
Lenny

FINALLY damn a whole album i will actually download.

UPDATE: Appearently there also releasing a new no doubt since “NEW” if i hear the drums right this is gonna be Run to the hills all over again.

 

Faux suicide never looked so delicious

personally i dont need toys to get me drunk. ive been know to drink people under the table, then proceed to drink under the table myself.

“Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from “Dirty Harry” to “Matrix”. “Do you feel lucky, sucker” is the only question? Pour in an ounce of your favorite drink into the cartridge, cock the trigger, point and shoot.

I see a drinking game version of russian roulette where the loser IS the winner!

now if you will excuse me, im gonna go pass out in a wheel barrow.

 

Flapjack what do adventurers say about jobs?

Jobs are for land lovers with no sense of adventure…or fashion.

As Capt. K’nuckles stated in the same episode…
“good things come to those who don’t work.”

just did my taxes and im getting more then i did last year. workers of the world, you can suck it.

 

Samuel Jackson locked in as Nick Fury

IN TRUE SAMUEL JACKSON FASHION THIS POST IS ALL IN CAPS! AINT YOU SEEN HIS MOVIES?! SO IT TURNS OUT AS MICKEY ROURKE CONTINUES TO BUTT FUCK HIS CAREER AGAIN TURNING DOWN THE MAIN VILLIAN IN IRON MAN 2, THEY LOCK IN SAMUEL JACKSON FOR LIFE!!

Jackson’s deal is a long-term commitment to play Fury, the leader of the espionage unit the Shield. His deal contains an option to play the character in nine future Marvel superhero films, efforts that are expected to include “Captain America,” “Thor,” “The Avengers” and “The Shield” as well as potential sequels.

Jackson introduced Fury in the closing moments of “Iron Man,” when the character asked Robert Downey Jr.’s Tony Stark to join his group. Fury is a natural to show up in multiple Marvel franchises, as he crosses paths with many Marvel superheroes in the comicbooks.

Jackson’s Marvel future looked murky, after he reportedly expressed his displeasure with the producer-financier’s initial offer to reprise his role. Jackson was hardly alone: Even though “Iron Man” grossed more than $600 million worldwide, Marvel brass has been sparing in offers to talent like Mickey Rourke and Sam Rockwell to play villains in the sequel, sources said.

INDEED ALL I ASK CAN WE GET A MARVEL CIVIL WAR MOVIE GOING ON?! NOTHING LIKE WATCHING IRON MAN DRUNKENLY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF CAPTAIN AMERICA!!